Description This Make-a-List Pad from Knock Knock will spark your creativity, make you laugh, or just help keep you organized. This Crap So I Can Have a Drink pad measures 9 x 3.5 inches and has 50 sheets. Real, funny, efficient, super good at lists; this pad's a lot like you. Keep it on hand in the kitchen or office—or tuck it in a purse, pocket, or backpack. It's perfect for on-the-spot list-making and on-the-go crap-doing. We offer Free Shipping on all orders over $59 for US customers, and for orders over $250 for our Canadian customers.